I've waited a loooong time for this...

When I was young, I loved collecting Wacky Packages and Garbage Pail Kid stickers. This might explain something about me, or at least where countless hours of my childhood years disappeared to. At one time, me and some neighbourhood friends even created our own mock Wacky Packages line of cards. I really wish I still had them but like many other things they, sadly, got thrown out in the trash at some point.

Well, today I feel immense joy and pride in being able to relive a part of this childhood memory. And so, I present to you, my very own Garbage Pail Kid card.

mmmmmmmm... Fudgesicles and venom-spewing snakes (not to mention, urine-sipping rats)! What's that you say? You want your own too?! Don't despair, you're just a click away.

P.S. email me your very own "kid" and I'll post it here for the utter repulsion/enjoyment of others.